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Weâll only charge you when you confirm.1. Binge Responsibly
Yes, we know youâre here to binge-watch 17 seasons of that show everyoneâs talking about. Just remember: no blaming us when you emerge from your cave three days later, hungry, tired, and questioning your life choices. We warned you. đâď¸
2. Your Watchlist = Your Responsibility
That watchlist youâve been curating like itâs the Louvre? Weâre proud of you! Just donât complain when you canât decide what to watch and end up re-watching The Office for the 57th time. Itâs on you. đ¨
3. Sharing is (Not Always) Caring
Weâre all about community, but if your âfriendâ whoâs using your account isnât contributing to the pizza fund, it might be time for a tough conversation. Remember, freeloaders arenât friendsâtheyâre just people who need to get their own subscription. đđ¸
4. BufferingâŚIs a State of Mind
On the rare occasion that your video buffers, take it as a sign from the universe to reflect on life, do some yoga, or maybe, just maybe, check your internet connection. Itâs not usâitâs you. đ§ââď¸đ
5. Content Overload Disclaimer
We provide endless content. Seriously. But if you get overwhelmed by choices and end up watching cat videos on YouTube instead, well, thatâs just the circle of life, my friend. đąđş
6. âContinue Watching?â Button Fatigue
If youâre sick of seeing âContinue Watching?â pop up, just remember: this is our polite way of checking if youâre still with us or if youâve entered a food coma. No judgment. đżđ´
7. Spoilers Will Not Be Tolerated
Spoiling the latest episode of anything is punishable by immediate and permanent excommunication from your friends' group chat. We donât make the rules (okay, maybe we do). đ¤đľ
8. Offline Viewing = Digital Hoarding
Downloading shows to watch offline is cool, but if your device turns into a hoarderâs paradise, donât come crying to us when your storage is full. Spring cleaning isnât just for closets. đąđ
9. No Telepathic Content Requests
Weâre good, but we canât read your mindâyet. So if youâre wondering why that super obscure 90s show isnât available, try typing it in the search bar instead of just thinking really hard about it. đ§ đ
10. You Can Cancel Anytime (But You Wonât)
Yes, you can cancel your subscription at any time. But letâs be real: youâre not going anywhere. Weâve got more seasons and cliffhangers than you have willpower. đŁ
TL;DR:
Relax, enjoy, and binge responsibly. Weâve got you coveredâuntil you run out of snacks.
If you have any questions, we'll just pretend we didnât hear them and point you to our incredibly helpful FAQ section. đđ¤ˇââď¸